Smoking, ''Cheap'' Booze, Alcohol... Overweight... Obese.. Skin cancer... Speeding..
Gun & knife crime... Terrorism...Drugs... Celebrity Lifestyles... Sex scandals... Teenage Pregancies...the Economic 'slowdown'.... and so on and so on.....

There is an alternative......

So here I am typing this [standing up] with my new SQ LAB insoles inside my Paul Smith loafers! Yes 'loafer lad' that i am has indeed got flat feet! Very! Arch? You have to be joking! Years of 'loafer' abuse... from secondary school until now ...[and if You think for one second i am going to give any clue as to how long that is...forget it!] and i have the 'flattest' feet known to the SQ chart! Off the scale! Wow! What a revelation! Suddenly i'm 'model-sque' in stature, 'straight-backed' and legged! [There's a first!] I even 'feel' taller! [No comments!]

But the SQ Lab 'experience' does not stop there! O'h no we can measure your hands.. [and 'guys' You know what that tells us! And the women in your life! Toby Flood anyone?] ..so You can have the 'perfect grip'! Plus your 'butt'! [And yes i do have a 'pert ass!'... as measured by my 'special friend' Mark... enough said!] to ensure the perfect saddle fit. Ok, so it's not up to Holland's Snejnder's...how could it be? That it perfect!...but or is that ''butt''..??

Trust me, the SQ experience alone is worth a visit! And we will not tell a 'soul'! Well the 'red tops' and all your friends perhaps...but 'souls' , e'h ..no! Like having a 'health' check only better!

Add the Specialized BG [Body Geometry] measuring & calculating processes be it
for Specialized shoes, saddles helmets, bibshorts and gloves and suddenly it like a
'private' Health Club! We will know all your most 'intimate' bits! What an experience
awaitis You!

With a new bike and the mos stylish and functional wardrobe and accessories even
Arena Homme & 'Pop' would be delighted to feature You know we can provide that
'alternative' Lifestyle; that fundamantal 'turn around' moment in your life!

Who needs Coleen & Wayne? Who needs Amy 'Whinger' in your life? Quite frankly
no one! Turn the corner, have your 'in-steps' lifted and suddenly tomorrow does indeed become the 'first day of the rest of your life'! Well put it this way my 'sprinting down Bond Street just got a whole lot faster! PRADA here i come! Loafers with SQ lab inserts? Gives me the life style lift i need!

So how about You? .... Form an orderly queue!..


Baby Roll call!....

Congratulations to Martin & Helen...... Hello to little Lucy, arrived 11/06/08.